That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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