He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
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Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
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I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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