You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Are we still banned from the library?
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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