I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
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I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
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Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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