Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
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My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
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Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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