So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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