It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
And then the night went full on bisexual.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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