I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
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Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
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Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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