Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
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For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
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i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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