Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
my shit smells like andre
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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