I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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