I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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