True but thats because hes a fetus.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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