All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
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I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
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you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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