I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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