so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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