Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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