i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Randomize