Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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