That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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