fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i permit you to call me
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
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