i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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