So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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