I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I have tasted many bathrooms
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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