I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
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is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
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Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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