i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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