Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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