That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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