I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
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You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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