its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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