Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
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I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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