why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
