doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
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Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
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It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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