I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
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She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
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Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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