hotel room ftw
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
i out mim tonsoeep
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