just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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