Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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