SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
im holly from the hills drunk
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
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i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
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Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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