Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
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