Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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