Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
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just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
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He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
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