Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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