If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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