i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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