idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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