Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
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From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
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I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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