wanna go halves on a baby?
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
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She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
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My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Is this like a preordered booty call?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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