why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
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My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
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We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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