we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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