some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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