my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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