Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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