i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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