ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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