one two three fourrrrnication!
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
Randomize
